Parking Lots From Hell

With Crafty Comments By Cathy

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116 Atlanta Street

near ‘The Beach'

Atlanta, GA 30339

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"An ocean view and trendy blue-tiled sushi bar enhance this large dining room's appeal. But, you'll need a four wheel drive billy goat to get into the place!"
 

With all of the groups advocating for the handicapped, where is ours? Now, I never actually realized that I had a handicap until recently. Maybe it was denial or just shame. But, thanks to social media I have found that I am not alone. I can't understand why one of my many friends never even mentioned it to me. The time has finally come for me to take responsibility and do something productive about it. And, that's exactly what I intend to do.

We have groups for veterans, groups for animals, groups for the homeless, we even have groups for internet addiction. I understand before you can help yourself you need to understand what the problem is. I have and I am ready to create https://www.ontheroad.cars. Now that I have finally realized that parking lots pose a huge problem for 'Vehicular Challenged' people, I would ask that you join me in this worthy cause. You can scroll down to join our cause and receive our free email newsletter every month!

You may ask, "What is a vehicular challenged person?" I did, too. I was surprised to learn that just because I drive a vehicle with less than 3/8th of an inch of ground clearance that I was inflicted. But, now with the work of many researchers, we now know the cause of this awful infliction. You may have always suspected, but now we have them dead to rights. It's those evil parking lot designers. That's right, I said it! And, I am NOT ashamed. We believe they are intentionally under-mining our entire society with their evil plan. And we won't take it any longer.

Remember that there is strength in numbers. We have the numbers if we band together. Please scroll down and join us ON THE ROAD

Parking Lot Designers

Below are the worst parking lot designers we have found so far. We only post these because they are on par with Bud Lite and deserve the same treatment. From left to right:

First we have Putz and Sons, LLC. This was their signature job as posted on their website, and it's a beauty. Next we have 'Air-Pave'. They can't drive on them either. Moving on we have 'Mega-Mess, Inc. This massive company is responsible for the design of every Target parking lot in the country. Last but not least is our very own Cathy's favorite. Village Square. We found no contractors taking credit for this one. The offical county record only showed, 'Builder - Booger Eating Moron'.

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By now you can see the urgency of our cause

Please join us. We need to stand up to this unlevel tyranny. Join us Today, relax the next day. We’ll let you know where to send the money. Just let us know how to reach you. No, we won’t spam (this week).

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